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Sat, 18 May 2013 18:11:37 -0400

odbic: IM SO DEAD. there is some real inception shit...

Sat, 23 Feb 2013 23:31:56 -0500

odbic:

IM SO DEAD.

there is some real inception shit happening here

there’s no way this is an accident

the-yololympics: my dream is to model for math textbooks

Sat, 23 Feb 2013 23:15:14 -0500

the-yololympics:

my dream is to model for math textbooks

twilektimelord: fororchestra: ishouldbebritish: adrianshhh: ...

Sat, 23 Feb 2013 23:07:52 -0500

twilektimelord:

fororchestra:

ishouldbebritish:

adrianshhh:

Sometimes I think of how one tiny mutated cell can wipe out our whole civilization, but then I watch a video like this and think “nah, we’re way too awesome of a species to be defeated.”

I feel like my life is complete after watching this.

derplodge: In all seriousness though, hope you’re all doing...

Sat, 16 Feb 2013 01:24:26 -0500

derplodge:

In all seriousness though, hope you’re all doing alright over there

someonepleasetellanneboleyn: apiphile: essequamviderinunc: Kai...

Sat, 16 Feb 2013 00:19:28 -0500

someonepleasetellanneboleyn:

apiphile:

essequamviderinunc:

Kailashnath Temple, also Kailash Temple or Kailasanath Temple is a famous temple dug…in the wall of a high basalt cliff in the complex located at Ellora, Maharashtra, India. It is a megalith carved out of one single rock. It was built in the 8th century by the Rashtrakuta king Krishna I.

The Kailash Temple is notable for its vertical excavation—carvers started at the top of the original rock, and excavated downward.

It is estimated that about 400,000 tons of rocks was scooped out over hundreds of years to construct this monolithic structure.

INDIAN HISTORY LITERALLY NEVER MANAGES TO BE BORING OR EVEN TBQH SHORT OF BREATH-TAKING

Ancient builders didn’t mess around damn, amazing

siskyisoutofbusiness: omfG SO TODAY IN PHYSICS THIS GIRL’S PHONE WENT OFF AND HER RINGTONE WAS...

Fri, 15 Feb 2013 21:39:16 -0500

siskyisoutofbusiness:

omfG SO TODAY IN PHYSICS THIS GIRL’S PHONE WENT OFF AND HER RINGTONE WAS SHINE BRIGHT LIKE A DIAMOND AND MY TEACHER STOOD UP AND SAID TURN THAT THING OFF IF I HEAR IT AGAIN I WILL PERSONALLY TRACK DOWN RIHANNA AND EXPLAIN TO HER THAT DIAMONDS DO NOT SHINE THEY REFLECT

room42:

Fri, 15 Feb 2013 21:32:43 -0500

room42:

caladarri: [rolls over in bed] Parkour

Thu, 14 Feb 2013 02:12:39 -0500

caladarri:

[rolls over in bed] Parkour

Nedroid Fun Times: Noir Fiction

Thu, 14 Feb 2013 02:02:19 -0500

Nedroid Fun Times: Noir Fiction:

nedroidcomics:

Noir Fiction

I finally got access to my Twitter archive. By request, here are my #noirfiction tweets from quite a ways back:

She was a nutty broad, with hair that was bonkers, and legs that just didn’t make any sense at all #noirfiction

She had a pair of legs that wouldn’t quit, no matter how politely you asked #noirfiction

She was the kind of dame where you couldn’t wait for her to leave so you could write about her on your blog #noirfiction

It was a dark and stormy…. DAY #noirfictiontwists

Her legs only went halfway up and then there was just an inescapable shrieking void, like all women #noirfictiontwists #noirbydavesim

She had legs that went all the way up, and so did the rest of her. “Get back down here,” I said. She looked at me and said “No” #noirfiction

She had a nice set of legs, and then a second, less-nice set she’d found in her foyer. That’s why she came to me. #noirfiction

Her legs were like a metaphor, and the imagery they brought to mind was extreme evocative #noirfiction

She had a body like a poem, and a face like a limerick #noirfiction

She was a real classy broad: top hat, monocle, tuxedo, twirled mustache… oh wait #noirfiction

Normally a dame like this would put me on every edge I had, but nectarines were in season and I had an entire bag. #noirfiction

She had a torso and then two weird lower limbs sticking out of the bottom of it. What were those things #noirfiction

I never cared for conversation, so I let my gun do the talking. Problem was, he was shy too #noirfiction

It’s a dirty job in a dirty city, but I’m not the cleanest guy so that’s fine by me. The name’s Paul Blart… Mall Cop. #noirfiction #blart

He had a face like a stack of pancakes and whenever he talked he sprayed butter and syrup everywhere #noirfiction

She stormed into my office like a hurricane, swinging her arms around and knocking over all my things. “Hey,” I said. #noirfiction

She had a face like this :) and a pair of legs to match < #noirfiction

She had a nice face. It was pretty. She was in my office. I was a detective! It was my first day of being a detective. #noirfiction

She had a pair of legs that ended in rollerskates and the kind of body that could stay upright #noirfiction

She had a face like a zen koan: thought-provoking but impossible to figure out #noirfiction

hippity-hoppity-brigade: theshoutingendoflife: piratefaafy: ...

Thu, 14 Feb 2013 01:56:46 -0500

hippity-hoppity-brigade:

theshoutingendoflife:

piratefaafy:

elevensies-:

they said it couldn’t be done

venn piagram

THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT VISUAL PUN TO HAVE EVER BEEN POSTED ON THE INTERNET.

WHAT IS HAPPENING

mtomoe: i don’t know what i am, who i like, or where i’m going to work but i know what hogwarts...

Thu, 14 Feb 2013 01:54:22 -0500

mtomoe:

i don’t know what i am, who i like, or where i’m going to work

but i know what hogwarts house i’d be in

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Thu, 14 Feb 2013 01:48:02 -0500

When you are too shy to talk to your crush and you ask your friends for advice

Thu, 14 Feb 2013 01:41:58 -0500

sodamnrelatable:

friends:

they’re all “It’s okay just give it time!”

BEST friends:

genitally: if you watch Les Mis backwards, it’s a movie about revolutionary zombies putting away...

Wed, 13 Feb 2013 13:57:02 -0500

genitally:

if you watch Les Mis backwards, it’s a movie about revolutionary zombies putting away some furniture and a man who flies out of a river to fight crime

eatyourpie: i love this

Wed, 13 Feb 2013 13:55:26 -0500

eatyourpie:

i love this

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Wed, 13 Feb 2013 13:55:15 -0500

"True gender equality is actually perceived as inequality. A group that is made up of 50% women is..."

Wed, 13 Feb 2013 13:48:53 -0500

“True gender equality is actually perceived as inequality. A group that is made up of 50% women is perceived as being mostly women. A situation that is perfectly equal between men and women is perceived as being biased in favor of women.
And if you don’t believe me, you’ve never been a married woman who kept her family name. I have had students hold that up as proof of my “sexism.”
My own brother told me that he could never marry a woman who kept her name because “everyone would know who ruled that relationship.” Perfect equality – my husband keeps his name and I keep mine – is held as a statement of superiority on my part.”

- Lucy, When Worlds Collide: Fandom and Male Privilege. (via seaofbadstories)

Also the study where they had women and men talking in a discussion and when women spoke around 30% of the time, men perceived them as dominating the discussion. They didn’t consider it “equal” until something like 5-10% of women talking. (via dumbthingswhitepplsay)

rhiannonyork: I want to be Amy Pohler when I grow up…

Tue, 12 Feb 2013 21:39:45 -0500

rhiannonyork:

I want to be Amy Pohler when I grow up…

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Tue, 12 Feb 2013 21:31:04 -0500