the-yololympics: my dream is to model for math textbooks
siskyisoutofbusiness: omfG SO TODAY IN PHYSICS THIS GIRL’S PHONE WENT OFF AND HER RINGTONE WAS SHINE BRIGHT LIKE A DIAMOND AND MY TEACHER STOOD UP AND SAID TURN THAT THING OFF IF I HEAR IT AGAIN I WILL PERSONALLY TRACK DOWN RIHANNA AND EXPLAIN TO HER THAT DIAMONDS DO NOT SHINE THEY REFLECT
caladarri: [rolls over in bed] Parkour
Nedroid Fun Times: Noir Fiction →
nedroidcomics: Noir Fiction I finally got access to my Twitter archive. By request, here are my #noirfiction tweets from quite a ways back: She was a nutty broad, with hair that was bonkers, and legs that just didn’t make any sense at all #noirfiction She had a pair of legs that wouldn’t quit, no matter how politely you asked #noirfiction She was the kind of dame where you couldn’t wait for...
mtomoe: i don’t know what i am, who i like, or where i’m going to work but i know what hogwarts house i’d be in
When you are too shy to talk to your crush and you...
sodamnrelatable: friends: they’re all “It’s okay just give it time!” BEST friends:
genitally: if you watch Les Mis backwards, it’s a movie about revolutionary zombies putting away some furniture and a man who flies out of a river to fight crime
True gender equality is actually perceived as inequality. A group that is made...– Lucy, When Worlds Collide: Fandom and Male Privilege. (via seaofbadstories) Also the study where they had women and men talking in a discussion and when women spoke around 30% of the time, men perceived them as dominating the discussion. They didn’t consider it “equal” until something like 5-10% of...
my mom said i couldn’t have a cookie cake for my birthday so i stole all of her towels
a-timeless-watch: if you’re gonna make me the third wheel on the sidewalk at least let me stand in front so i can pretend i’m leading my army into battle
I do not believe that just because you’re opposed to abortion, that that makes...– Sister Joan Chittister, Catholic Nun (via timehasflewn) holy shit i love this quote (via glitter-femin1sts) I vote we stop using the term “pro-life” and change to “pro-birth”, and every time someone asks “What does that mean?”, you can explain this and the other racialized, classist, misogynist,...
tardiswanted: saphire-dance: I Reblogged That For You: A Story of Internet Friendship Why the Fuck Did You Reblog That From Someone Else: A Story of pain and betrayal
hiddlestonsitslikeahohoho: pausequoi: samandriel: if you don’t think history is amusing then you’re wrong because one time 3 different guys declared themselves pope all at once and they all excommunicated each other and it was basically the funniest thing ever what about that time the Lichtenstein army sent 80 men to Italy to fight and came back with 81 what about that one mexican...
paxamericana: Ted Cruz, the newest senator from Texas, said today that he’s voting against Obama’s nomination of John Kerry for Secretary of State and Chuck Hagel for Secretary of Defense because they are both “less than ardent fans of the U.S. military.” Both served in Vietnam, where Hagel received two Purple Hearts and Kerry received a Silver Star, a Bronze Star and three Purple Hearts. Cruz...
dance-like-pete-wentz: i wish i could say ‘u ok’ in real life because when you say it out loud it sounds like ‘you okay?’ but thats not what i want i wnat u ok
grimybear: i know i give white people a lot of shit but u guys are really nice. like when the light turns green and there’s a white pedestrian that’s almost across the street u guys always do that jog thing. i know it’s kind of insignificant but i appreciate it white people. u and ur half jog thing.
boltong: when i die i want that cool thing done where they take your ashes and pressurise them enough to turn them into a precious gem. i then want that gem forged into a swords hilt so my heir can avenge me because im not dying unless im killed i can assure you
sassydetective: we all have that one cup in our house that is somehow better than the other ones
13mph: i keep screaming “i cant stand gay people!” as loud as i can, but the gay people arent helping me up. ive been stuck to this bench for the last week
neyruto: neyruto: giving a cute boy a box of chocolates for valentines day but eating half of them to show dominance eating half of the boy